So here’s what happened…
I was walking in the park and this big glass of cold … water jumped out and scared me! I fell over sideways and who knows what happened to my stripes.
After that I wasn’t good for much except stealing a pirate flag from Cairn Rodrigues!
A cats gotta do what a cats gotta do! Did I say that I’m tired????
You pirated my pirate flag??? What crust!
It IS a pirate flag…thought that was what it was for lol